M Brand Water

"Quality since 1931" isn't just a slogan at Marsh; it is our quality commitment to you and your family. We continue that commitment with M brand Natural Spring Water...the finest quality spring water available. We know your family will like the crisp, pure taste. Enjoy some today!"

BULL SHIT.

M Brand water is the worst thing ever on earth, even more worse than the crusades, the plague, the holocaust and Dave Matthews combined. It is THAT bad and I am not making this up.

When poured, the "water" verges on oozing from the bottle leading me to believe that no kind of water filtration system exists at the bottling plant (Source: Hummel Spring, Liberty, IL) and that they in fact add hard-water molecules, such as clay, to the mix. Their recipe must be a closely guarded secret as I've tasted no other water such like M Brand water. The water is so painfully loathsome when it hits the tongue that I have no other choice but to think that "Quality since 1931" REALLY means "Bottled in 1931".

I feel sick every time I drink this sludge. You know that water is the building block of life, but damned if you would think that while forcing M Brand down your throat. Give me a cup of Alaskan mountain goat urine instead please. God damn.

Don't buy M Brand water. Word is bond on that.

Yogurt

The main reason I've never liked yogurt is the note (I call it a warning) on the side of the cup that says, "Contains Live and Active Yogurt Cultures."

Gross.

Cleaning this up

I'm gonna clean this up a little bit and get rid of some posts that don't belong here anymore. I might change the color scheme if they've got some good templates, and regarding other small cosmetic changes, I'm gonna try to consolidate the archive system on the right-hand border to make this easier to look at and browse. Most of my good posts are from several months ago anyway.

Still trying to figure out which direction I want to head in the next 1-2 years...yes, it IS the main thing on my mind right now still, but I'm gonna resume writing about the little things* SOMETIME SOON.

And a certain somebody's got my attention.


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*Like gross cheeseburger links or my hatred for people who put their trash in the water fountain pan.

Photoshop is kind of fun I admit.

LAST...
movie you rented = Mr. Baseball
song you listened to = Elevators, Outkast
cd you bought = its been so long...hahaha...um...i can't even recall
cd you listened to = Outkast
person you've called = my mom
person that's called you = eno san
tv show you've watched = i don't watch tv shows
movie you saw in a theater = Meet the Fockers
thing you read = www.yongfook.com food review
meal you ate = beef stew + salad + cake + upland beer w/orange slice @ matt's parent's house
time you went out of state = Halloween, to Washington DC

WHAT...
shampoo do you use = herbal essences of course
shoes do you wear = shoes with the color blue on them
are you scared of = being alone in various ways

HAVE YOU EVER
Gone out in public in your pajamas: no. i hate leaving the house before a shower.
Kept a secret from everyone: of course i have
Cried during a movie: Benji + White Fang
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: yep. shared a tshirt w/my sis.
Planned your week based on the TV Guide: no.
Been on stage: yes...and i shook.
Wished you were the opposite sex: no (ask anthony though)

WHICH DO YOU LIKE MORE
Apples or bananas?: apples
Blue or red?: blue
Walmart or target?: target; lesser of two evils
Spring or Fall?: spring